Last updated: 2025-08-08
Website: StandupDeals – a comedy website that publishes stand-up style product roasts and links to third-party deals (primarily Amazon). We are based in the EU and host our services in the EU.
These Terms govern your access to and use of StandupDeals.com (the “Site”). By using the Site you agree to these Terms and to our [Privacy Policy]. If you do not agree, please do not use the Site
1) Affiliate Disclosure
- This website contains affiliate links to products on Amazon. As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. This means that if you click on a link and purchase an item, I may receive a commission at no additional cost to you.
- Prices, availability, and product details listed on this site are provided for informational purposes only and may change without notice. For the most accurate and up-to-date information, please visit the official Amazon product page.
- Any opinions, analyses, or recommendations expressed on this site are our own and are not endorsed by Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.
2) Who we are (what we do and don’t do)
- We publish comedic, satirical content about products (“roasts”).
- We do not provide factual product reviews, reliability statements, technical specifications, professional advice or guarantees.
- We link to third-party merchants and may earn commissions when you make a qualifying purchase.
- Affiliate disclosure: As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases.
- Content is for entertainment and general information only.
3) Eligibility & acceptable use
You may use the Site only if you:
- are at least the age of digital consent in your country (normally 16+ in the EEA), and
- use the Site lawfully and respectfully.
You agree not to:
- engage in scraping, automated data collection, or reverse engineering;
- upload or transmit malware or attempt to disrupt the Site;
- use the Site to harass, defame, or infringe others’ rights;
- impersonate any person or misrepresent your affiliation;
- use our content for training competing models/tools without our permission.
We may suspend or block access for violations.
4) Accounts & newsletter
We currently do not offer customer accounts. If you subscribe to our newsletter, you agree to receive periodic emails until you unsubscribe. See the Email Marketing section in our Privacy Policy for details.
5) Intellectual property
Unless otherwise noted, all text, artwork, graphics, logos, icons, and design on the Site are owned by us or our licensors and are protected by copyright and other IP laws.
- Personal use license: you may read, share links to, or quote short excerpts with attribution and a link back.
- No republication: you may not copy, mirror, republish, systematically reproduce, or commercially exploit our content without prior written permission.
- Trademarks: third-party names/logos are the property of their owners and are used nominatively or for commentary.
If you believe content on the Site infringes your rights, email legal@standupdeals.com with details (see §12 Takedowns).
6) User content (comments, submissions)
If comments or submissions are enabled, you are responsible for what you post. You grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to host, display, and reproduce your submitted content in connection with the Site. We may remove any content at our discretion (spam, illegal, abusive, off-topic, or promotional).
Do not submit confidential information or creative ideas you wish to keep proprietary.
7) Third-party links, products & pricing
The Site links to third-party stores (e.g., Amazon) and services we do not control. We are not responsible for their content, pricing, availability, policies, shipping, returns, or data practices. Always review the third party’s terms and privacy policy before purchasing.
Prices, availability, coupons, and discounts shown or implied on our Site are subject to change and may be limited or expired. We do not guarantee that any deal will be the best price or will remain available.
8) Disclaimers
- Entertainment only: our roasts are humor and opinion. They are not product advice or factual endorsements.
- No warranties: the Site is provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, express or implied, including accuracy, reliability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement.
- No professional advice: nothing on the Site constitutes legal, financial, medical, fitness, or technical advice. You use information at your own risk.
9) Limitation of liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, we and our affiliates, directors, employees, and partners shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages; loss of profits, revenue, data, goodwill; or other losses arising from or related to your use of (or inability to use) the Site, links, or deals—even if advised of the possibility of such damages.
Our total liability to you for any claims arising out of these Terms or the Site will not exceed €50 or the amount you paid to us (if any) in the 12 months preceding the claim, whichever is greater. Some jurisdictions do not allow certain limitations; in those cases, the limitation applies to the fullest extent allowed.
10) Compliance & disclosures
We aim to comply with EU consumer rules (UCPD) and FTC guidance on endorsements and affiliate disclosures. Affiliate links are indicated where reasonably possible (e.g., “#ad” or equivalent).
11) Privacy & cookies
Your use of the Site is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which explains what data we collect (e.g., cookies, analytics, affiliate attribution) and your GDPR rights. You can manage non-essential cookies via our consent banner.
12) Changes to the Site and to these Terms
We may modify, suspend, or discontinue any part of the Site at any time. We may update these Terms to reflect legal or operational changes. The “Last updated” date shows the latest version. If changes are material, we will take reasonable steps to notify you (e.g., banner). Continued use after changes means you accept the updated Terms.
13) Copyright complaints / takedowns
If you believe material on the Site infringes your copyright, please email legal@standupdeals.com with:
- your contact details;
- a description and the URL of the allegedly infringing content;
- a statement that you have a good-faith belief the use is not authorized;
- a statement under penalty of perjury that your notice is accurate and you are the rights holder or authorized to act;
- your signature (typed is acceptable).
We will review and respond promptly.
14) Termination
We may terminate or restrict access to all or part of the Site at any time without notice, for any reason, including breach of these Terms. Upon termination, the sections intended to survive (e.g., IP, Disclaimers, Liability, Governing Law) will continue to apply.
15) Governing law & jurisdiction
These Terms are governed by the laws of [Member State, e.g., Romania], without regard to its conflict-of-law rules. You agree to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts in [City, Country] for any dispute arising out of or relating to the Site or these Terms. If you are a consumer resident in the EU, you may also have the right to bring proceedings in your country of residence.
16) Severability & entire agreement
If any provision of these Terms is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in full force. These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and any additional notices, constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Site.
17) Contact
StandupDeals
Email: legal@standupdeals.com